My preferred contact methods are booking online, then texting (in that order)
I tour full-time but spend the most of my time in Parramatta & Perth. My most accurate tour dates are below on the form.
My live availability shows below after you click a service. If a date/time isn't showing, it means I'm unavailable then; please choose another time.
SMS is the quickest way to reach me. Please let me know in your text if you don't want a reply after a certain time.
My phone number is just for any FAQs you have prior to booking online - all bookings are taken online (there's a notes section of the form for any questions/requests).
Often I'm not somewhere I can talk. If there's a good reason you must call, please politely ask first. I won't answer unexpected calls or private/virtual/international numbers.
I suck at checking my emails, so I probably won't get back to you very quickly if at all. Email enquiries can be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org. I cannot take bookings from anyone who's unable to provide a phone number.