You must be 18+ to continue. This info is aimed at NSW clients.



My preferred contact methods are booking online, then texting (in that order)


I tour full-time but spend the most of my time in Parramatta & Perth. My most accurate tour dates are below on the form.


My live availability shows below after you click a service. If a date/time isn't showing, it means I'm unavailable then; please choose another time.


text only please

Can I call/text you?

SMS is the quickest way to reach me. Please let me know in your text if you don't want a reply after a certain time.

My phone number is just for any FAQs you have prior to booking online - all bookings are taken online (there's a notes section of the form for any questions/requests).

Often I'm not somewhere I can talk. If there's a good reason you must call, please politely ask first. I won't answer unexpected calls or private/virtual/international numbers.

Can I email you?

I suck at checking my emails, so I probably won't get back to you very quickly if at all. Email enquiries can be sent to I cannot take bookings from anyone who's unable to provide a phone number.

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